Well douche your snatch and let's go!
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
