Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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