I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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