Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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