If i come over, it means nothing
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize