Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
