We're like a lot better than the average bears
That's intense
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I just sucked dick on a ferry
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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