My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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