They should really pass out barf bags in church
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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