I could have mohawked her pubes.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
