he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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