tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I will pee on everything he values.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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