I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I'm eating all of the evidence.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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