his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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