So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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