You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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