her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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