dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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