I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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