I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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