But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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