Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
