adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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