who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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