we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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