why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Randomize
