I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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