drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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