Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
