We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
