I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
this will be a night to untag.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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