I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize