I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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