Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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