Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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