he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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