Buhtt sex?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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