I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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