When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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