Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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