508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
id be glad to
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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