You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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