Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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