Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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