He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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