I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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