found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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