there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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