a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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