It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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