Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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