rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I need moral support for this bender
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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