Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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