btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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