one word: firstdatebathroomanal
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I think I am morally bankrupt
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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