I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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